Hey Man, You Ever Seen That Video of the Skeletons Dancing?

Hey. I know we haven’t seen each other in a while, but I wanted to talk to you about something. Have you ever seen that video? The skeleton one? No, no, no! The one with the dancing! And that song. Come on, man, it’s really scary! Come on, dude! What is it again...Spooky Skulls? Scary Spooksters?...SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS! That’s it! That’s the one. Remember, it was new and hip for a while and then everyone just basically didn’t care anymore? That video messed me up. I still go to therapy for it.

It is! It’s terrifying! Don’t laugh! Dude, the skeletons are so freaky! They flail around, they dance creepily, they SCREAM! SCREAMING IS HORRIFYING! And there is SO much blood!...Hey, blood is terrifying! Why?...Well, I don’t know, you don’t see it very often.

What do you mean, that doesn’t mean anything? If you don’t see it often, it’s usually scary. Oh come on, there’s a huge difference between a solar eclipse and blood! You KNOW it’s not the same thing! Look, if you don’t like it don’t read it!...oh, SHUT UP, I was talking about the STORY, not the video! God, you’re such a smart aleck! You are. you don’t care about ANYTHING I say. How am I supposed to enjoy our relationship if we can’t even chat without you making fun of me?...
...Look, I’m sorry. What do you say we go to the theater, huh? They’re showing 2001...dude, Stanley Kubrick is a genius! I don’t care what you, or anyone else says about him, he is an excellent filmmaker!...Alright, FINE, we’ll go see Furious 7. Freakin’ low quality cinema...Nothing! I didn’t say anything, just keep walking...